sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

2 days ago with 113,117 notes

snapchatting:

thegirlsontv:

snapchatting:

i just time traveled

don’t believe me? well look at this

u time traveled and all u fucking did was play around on the computer

yeah

3 days ago with 8,089 notes